I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!
Sigh. Going to bed now.
PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.
For the .0000000000001% of you who don’t know: Stephen King is Joe’s dad.
The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester.
Smile on, girl. Smile on.
Read the story HERE.
My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.
so you’re the next generation smut writer
i spent all day wondering what the Wii Fit lady reminded me of
and then i fucking remembered
Wii Fit lady is an Earthbender
and the hobbit fandom wins the award for successfully gif-ing an entire trailer in 5.8 picoseconds
We show you the meaning of haste
Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros. Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.
From Vulture:
Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers? “No, what is that?” he asked. And then the giggles began.
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- “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
- “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!”
- Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
- Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”
“Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!”
oh my god you precious human
Sadly, there’s not been a Lestrade scene since that tops this one, for me. Finding out his name IS Greg was really fantastic, but he hasn’t been allowed to out-maneuver Sherlock like this since. Okay, fair enough, but still. This was SO GOOD. That smile, watching John insist Sherlock was drug-free… Rupert Graves.Rupert Graves (Greg Lestrade) aka my most favourite silver fox
“The Falconer” (from The Lies of Locke Lamora)
Costumes Designs by Kathryn Sutcliffe
Photographed by James McMillen and John Danesh
Click here to see a video of the costumes.
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